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Gorgeous Peanut Vendor Goes Viral in Witty Netizen’s Joke Post

When netizen Dale Camus saw a gorgeous peanut vendor one day, he immediately talked to her and determined that she was, indeed, a legitimate peanut vendor and not one who might have been just manning the place to help the real vendor get more customers, just like what that gorgeous popcorn vendor girl from Pampanga did.

According to Dale, the beautiful lady confirmed that she was a real peanut vendor, not someone just posing there at the food cart for attention.

Photo credit: Dale Camus / Facebook

He revealed that the peanut vendor can be found at Salawag, Dasmariñas in Cavite at a location near TUP (which actually stands for Technological University of the Philippines – Cavite).

Dale also revealed that the peanut vendor was rather shy but allowed him to take photos. He hoked that he would bring a photographer the next time he comes to visit her and buy peanuts.

Photo credit: Dale Camus / Facebook

But while the peanut vendor does look gorgeous, netizens just could not help but be amused at the way Dale introduced her on social media.

Photo credit: Dale Camus / Facebook

The witty netizen joked that he’s going to share the peanut vendor’s details (her location) to his friends on Facebook because his ‘jowa-desu’ is going to get mad at him later, anyway, upon reading this post.

But as he continued writing his post, his ‘jowa’ arrived and supposedly slammed the laptop on his head, after seeing what he was posting about. LOL.

Hoy, bakit ganito yung nagtitinda ng mani sa Dasma? hahahaha Okay, since papatayin na ako ng jowa-desu ko mamaya pagkabasa niya nitong post ko lulubusin ko na ah, matatagpuan si ate sa Salawag, Dasma Cavite bandang TUP legit na Mani vendor si ate hahaha nag paalam ako sa kanya na magdadala ko ng photographer sa susunod na bibili ako sa kanya. Shytype si ate eh hahaha. Wait lang baka ipalo na sa akin ng jowa ko yung laptop koasdahfoajsdjfsjysjfslklskdkg;lfskh;dkowejsdgmlksjfposepokldfkljdkjrgsfks[ldldskyo45rojsk;lfkg;ldkhljjk;skfsdlkd;lkhl;dk;lkh k;lsafl;jhlkgjklgjklsjdfksjdklgjklsjdgkljflhjlj;ldk;dkghs’l’d;lg’slg;ls’;ldgsasjlkdjalkjslkajdlkasjlsjdlajlsjda

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That was hilarious, right? It was, of course, a joke but the witty post got netizens laughing.

Photo credit: Dale Camus / Facebook

And netizens loved the girl’s photos!

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No Unli-Rice? No Problem for Resourceful Friends Who Brought Pot to Jollibee

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Everyone knows that most Filipino guys eat at least 2 cups of rice with each meal, no matter what they have as viand. This is the reason why restaurants that offer unli-rice options are quite popular.

Now, extra rice is quite expensive at restaurants that don’t offer unli-rice, even in fastfood outlets; so, how can you feed an entire group of hungry young men without breaking the bank at Jollibee? Well, they came up with a rather hilarious but genius solution to that dilemma: bring a pot of rice, of course! LOL

Photo credit: Kwelang Pinoy / Facebook

On Facebook page Kwelang Pinoy, photos of the barkada were shared, including their black-bottomed pot which many Pinoys quickly recognized as a pot that the group certainly used at a wood-fired stove.

The hungry bunch ordered at least 5 buckets of ChickenJoy but the rice that came with that was not enough for their hungry tummies; thus, they brought the pot of rice in. They were actually brave enough to put the blackened pot in the middle of their table, knowing that is probably against the rules!

Photo credit: Kwelang Pinoy / Facebook

They also took photos with their pot – and it’s obvious from the poses that these were not ‘stolen’ shots from some other diners. Petmalu!

We’re wondering what the management of this particular Jollibee outlet did upon seeing the pot of rice these guys brought inside the store but judging from the fun photos and no complaints included in the post, the staff most likely just shrugged this one off as clever customers or actually had a good laugh over these guys’ antics.

Photo credit: Kwelang Pinoy / Facebook

While there were those, as expected, who slammed the guys for their unruly behavior and breaking the fast food rules, many supported them and agreed that restaurants do charge huge money for extra rice but these ‘resourceful’ guys managed to win.

Would you dare bring a pot of rice inside a restaurant? LOL

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Gorgeous Popcorn Vendor from Pampanga Goes Viral

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It is a reality in life that beautiful people get noticed more easily than what we might call as ‘ordinary’ ones; this is the reason why you might notice that those working in service-oriented fields such as hotel front desk, restaurant servers, and flight attendants are usually those who have good looks and nice bodies.

Some companies even prefer to hire people who do look good – and such actually work in their favor; although blatantly announcing that could mean a discrimination lawsuit. Ooops. But it worked for that store that hired a busty babe in skimpy outfit in Taiwan!

Photo credit: Keren Kazia Bondad Casa / Facebook

Recently, in Mabalacat, Pampanga, a beautiful young lady went viral for selling popcorn. A lot of people just couldn’t believe that someone so beautiful as her would ‘just’ be selling popcorn – but, hey! Who said popcorn vendors should be ugly, huh?

Anyway, netizen Keren Kazia Bondad Casa shared photos of the lovely popcorn girl and the post went viral. A lot of people praised this young lady for being humble and not being maarte (snobbish) despite her natural beauty.

Photo credit: Keren Kazia Bondad Casa / Facebook

But things were actually much, much more awesome than what Keren had first posted. The beautiful lady was identified as Louri Caye who laughed at the news that she had gone viral. It turned out she was not actually a real popcorn vendor and didn’t even own the stall but had wanted to help its vendor after seeing the young kid was not getting attention from passers-by.

Photo credit: Keren Kazia Bondad Casa / Facebook

Thinking it would help the kid earn money, Louri volunteered to help sell the popcorn – and her plan worked! As soon as she started selling, the stall suddenly became the most popular spot in the area. It helped a lot that the friendly Louri had a smile ready for all the customers. Needless to say, the popcorns sold like hotcakes that night.

Photo credit: Keren Kazia Bondad Casa / Facebook

We greatly admire this young lady, not just for her looks but for her kind heart… God bless you!

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Friends ‘Ride’ Invisible Car to Order Food at Jollibee Drive Thru

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A number of fast food outlets have a drive thru for the convenience of those who just want to order a quick takeout meal. The premise of ordering via the drive thru is that you have a vehicle.

What happens if you don’t have a vehicle but the lines at the counter inside the store are too long and the drive thru window has fewer customers?

Photo credit: Dave Calma / Facebook

Well, a group of friends had this rather genius idea of ‘riding’ an invisible car so they can order food at the Jollibee drive thru because the queues inside the store were long.

Laughing at their own crazy antics, the group positioned themselves in a manner that people would normally take if they were riding a car. They were standing, of course, but the designated ‘driver’ made sure to drive them carefully towards the important stops at the drive through – and he didn’t forget to ‘release the hand brake’ before moving forward to the counter.

Photo credit: Dave Calma / Facebook

It was really so hilarious to see these guys ‘riding’ their invisible car that the crew at the counter couldn’t help but laugh. They’re so crazy, right? LOL. But the crew played along, accepting the guys’ orders, still laughing at their silliness.

Photo credit: Dave Calma / Facebook

After their order was taken, the group continued towards the claim area without breaking their position. The crew at this counter also laughed at the guys, even gamely giving the ‘driver’ a fist bump.

They continued towards the exit in the same position, Giving each other high fives, knowing they got their way and were able to order much faster than the customers inside the store. Clever trick, isn’t it?

Photo credit: Dave Calma / Facebook

But the guys did not just trick the Jollibee crew, they had also become famous on Facebook. Less than 24 hours after the video was posted, the video has garnered close to 1 million views!

Check it out here:

Teknik pag mahaba ang pila sa Jollibee kelangan mo ng INVISIBLE CAR

Posted by Dave Calma on Monday, 23 April 2018

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