We live in a world where it is hard to trust strangers because a lot of bad things have happened, especially to those who are alone but there’s a story making rounds on Facebook that made netizens laugh and believe in love again – although it’s a rather cheesy one and most likely just made up…

In this supposed story, a young woman was the last passenger in the jeep. After some time, the driver began talking to her, asking if she wasn’t tired. But he wasn’t just talking about being physically tired but about feeling tired of being alone.

The driver pulled out some ‘hugot lines’ that made the woman laugh. He would later return her money and take a special trip to bring her to her home, something that was rather easy for him to do because she was the only passenger, anyway.

It’s quite possible that this did happen in real life but many netizens who commented on the story posted by Filipino Vines said that when the driver starts asking them such questions, they would quickly get off the jeep! LOL.

What would you do if this happened to you?

“Ang Babaeng bumabyahe mag-isa sa gabi.”
Driver: Miss, hindi kaba napapagod?
Ako: Po?
Driver: Sabi ko, kung hindi kaba napapagod?
Ako: napapagod po saan ?
Driver: Mag isa. Maghintay na muling may makakasama sa pagtahak mo ng daan mo.
Ako: (Napangiti)
Driver: Ako kasi pagod na.
Ako: saan po ?
Driver: Umasang may maisasakay pa ko. Lagi akong umaasa na mapupuno lahat ng pagkukulang. Napupuno minsan pero kadalasan hindi.
Ako: Luh! Si kuya humuhugot.

Photo credit: Filipino Vines / Facebook

Driver: Ikaw nga panay sagot mo “saan po?”
Ako: Kasi naman kuya, mag iisang oras na natin binabyahe yung Limay papuntang Lamao.
Driver: Kasi alam ko namang walang naghihintay sayo. Umaasa ka lang rin gaya ko.
Ako: Aray naman! eah kung kinakalabugan kita dyaan kuya. Bat ako nadamay.
Driver: Magkano binayad mo kanina ?
Ako: 30 po.
Driver: eto kunin mo na yung 30 pesos mo (inaabot yung bayad)
Ako: Ibaba niyo po ako ? Wag ganon kuya. Wala na kong masasakyan pauwi.
Driver: sabi ko kunin mo lang yung bayad mo. Di ko sinabing ibaba kita.
Ako: hanap buhay niyo po yan ei.
Driver: San ang sa inyo ?
Ako: sa may Arsenal po. Ihahatid niyo po ako ? Wag na po. Nakakahiya (pero pumapalakpak na tenga ko)
Driver: Ituro mo’t ihahatid kita ng ligtas.
Ako: Wag na po kuya.
Driver: Gusto ko lang kasi mapatunayan na mas nakapagpapasaya ng tao yung effort kaysa sa pera. Yung pera madaling ibalik at pansamantala lang ang dulot na saya. Pero yung effort, habambuhay mo yung maaalala. Pustahan tayo, hindi mo ko malilimutan?
Ako: hindi ko po alam kung matatakot ba ko sainyo o matutuwa ako. Di niyo na nga ako pinagbayad ihahatid niyo pa ko samin.
Driver: alam mo Miss, saming mga lalaki, pag napangiti namin ang babae, milyonaryo na kami.

Story of Usapang Lalake

Credit: Filipino Vines

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